- Bianca -
I
am, like, sooo totally happy to be doing this, like, interview!
Wow,
OK…like where to start?
My
name is Bee-aunk-ka and I am a wolf and malamute mix. Yeah!
Which like, gives me this wonderful coloring. I mean, people pay a lot of
money to get these types of highlights!
It
was great coming to this fab-u-lishous retreat, where they like, TOTALLY pamper
me! I mean, like, I have my own bathtub and a cooling fan in my bungalow. Meals
are catered twice daily and there are lots of people to scratch and massage me.
It’s like being at a Spa.
Whoops,
I lost track of what I was saying…Oh yeah, my life partner, Lobo, and I were
living with a great family who took good care of us, but I guess we were a
little too much for them to handle.
Lobo,
well, he can introduce himself later…, but sometimes I just want to slap the
guy, you know?! He can get sooo jealous and be a little over- bearing sometimes,
but he’s really just a teddy bear.
Gals,
I just want to tell you that you have to know when to put your foot down and
when to show a little patience.
So
anyway, like, here we are! And let me tell you…I’m loving every minute of
it!
-
Lobo -
Hi.
Whaduyah
wanna know?
Well,
me and Bianca…er…I mean Bianca and I came from a decent home. I mean we
never experienced any of the bad things that some of the others have told us
about.
Crying
shame about their circumstances, but, hey, we are all really well taken care of
here. I mean, we gotta a roomy log
cabin, hot grub, toys to chew on, mud to roll in and people to scratch behind my
ears.
I’m
just a simple guy…don’t need much…don’t say much…
‘Scuse
me, I gotta go see what Bianca’s up to now…